Good afternoon, it’s the news team ob Ted Baxter here, wiff some news about the weather. We are waiting for Hurricame Hilary to make landfall in Souffern Califorbia about 12 hours from now, as eberyone here is preparing for what is going to be a record breaking amount ob water in a short time period ob time. Concerns ob flooding, high winds and soggy snacks plague the souffland. It’s been 83 years since a hurricame has hit this area, so nobody knows what to do. People are making sandbags, clearing out gutters and downspouts and charging their emergency lights in case power goes out. Stock up on snacks, blankies and make sure you hab a flood buddy. We will bring you updates as they become abailable, if we aren’t napping. Stay safe eberyone. Ted Baxter signing off. Good night, and good news.
We had a field trip for school today! Dr. Kebin inbited us to Alabama for a pribate lesson in planetary science stuff, but he wasn’t home when we got there, so went to bisit a place he told us about, the Unclaimed Luggage store. You can find all sorts ob treasures there for cheap monies – also a good finance lesson for us I guess – and now we are habbing dinner next door at 50 Taters. Wiff like a name like 50 Taters, it habs to be good. Smashed taters, baked taters, tater tots, cheesy taters, big taters, little taters… oh gosh, I gotta get in there! TTYL!
Fanks Dr. Kebin!!
If you want to help us get licensed, here is the list ob states we need, which is almost all ob dem! https://www.martymousehouse.com?p=33169
We like to hab O’s sometimes to start our day, usually wiff some froot, but we don’t hab any froot today. dis Barry.
From Waffles inner monoglogue:
“oh Mr. Kookie is going to be so mad at me…pay attention…stop finking about that piece of pamcake you left in the tube…come on Waffles… you can do dis. Monies is important, you need to know dis stuff. Ok..diribitibs of four and seben are important. Why? I wonder if dat pamcake is still warm, it might be when I get home from school. I can hab it and then take a nap.”
Mr. Kookie: “Waffles – do you know the answer?”
Oh no.
Our great friend Dru ober at The Illustrated Rat is psychic!! She saw the fambily picture ob us, and read our thoughts and dreams and put them into dis painting. Oooooh, do I wish dis would come true! Corms, cookies, pizza, skettis… ALL AT ONE TIME!!
Fank you Dru!! xo dis Fish
Oh fank you, fank you Aunt Minae! Dis wheat grass is a tasty snack and a dirt baff! My sister Wink (@ratshavefeelingstoo) doesn’t like it, but I LUBS IT!! FUN times… fun, fun, fun… at one point I was habbing so much fun I wet my plants.
Be berry berry qweit, Barry is hunting wabbits (just to make friends, and guess what, there aren’t any in dere!)
Guess what??! Aunt Minae brought us some wheat grass and it was amazing! We all lubbed it, as you’ll see… and we didn’t make a mess at all, and you know what else? I hab a special secret. I have one ruby one and one black eye. Sometimes the camera will catch it just right, I hab it in my genes. People call it odd-eye, but I fink it’s pretty cool, and kind ob mean to call it odd. it’s more like… spectacularly special!
