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Hello dere. It’s Barry here.
Today we hab our first class, and it’s about the periodic table and the Elements ob Emoshun. The periodic table is berry big, so we just started wiff these. Ha, Meh and Ah! We all took it berry serious because we wanted to do well. I’ll use dem in a sentence for you. “HA! Dat was a funny joke. Ah! I wasn’t expecting it to be so humorous, I thought it might be kind ob Meh.” I fink dat is how you do it. You will get it wiff praktice. There was a tater tot fight at lunch, but don’t worry, no one was injured.
(Fank you Amy Wagner for getting these teachable magnets for MSOB so many years ago!)
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Why does school hab to start so early?? Dis is going to take some getting used to. Barry, would you hit the snooze button just one more time?
Tis I, Baxter! I got to school so early today it was still dark outside. I hab my books and I’m ready to learn all the fings! I guess I hab to wait for the other students. And the teacher. I went to see the lady in the cafeteria for a snack and she said “The early bird gets the worm”. Ew. I said can I hab a box ob cereal instead? Worms are gross.
The first day at Marty’s School ob Bizness was pretty good, one ob the first fings we did was go to the introductory assembly and dere was a guy who told us all the school rules and where we go for lunch, and what we can expect. Then we went to a room in the basement where we got all the books we need for reading and stuff. It was a bit oberwhelming, but we also got a locker to keep them in, fank goodness because they are berry heaby to carry around. It was a short intro day because we had to get our physicals too. Then we had a fun game outside so it was pretty fun day. dis Waffles.
Tis I, Baxter talking to you from the lawn ob MSOB. It’s finally here! Our first day at Marty’s School ob Internashunal Bizness. It’s a little intimidating, ob course it’s such a pretigious school, and it’s berry hard to get into. Here we are! Some ob us hab some nerbs, just a little, I fink it’s totally normal, right? But all ob us are berry excited to start learning fings and habbing fun times. What will we want to be? Who knows! No matter what we will all learn how to staple fings and do Internashunal Bizness. The day started wiff eberyone meeting on the lawn so we could take pictures wiff the statue ob the man himself – Marty! The Marty statue is legendary around here. He was donated to the school back in 2014 by a renowned sculptor from across the Pond called RagRats, and he has been proudly standing on the lawn outside the school eber since. Sometimes birds poop on his head, but the students all help out and clean him off. Eberyday we take turns polishing the Marty statue.
Ok, it’s time to go inside and start learning stuff. I can’t wait to see where the cafeteria is and what we will hab for lunch. I hear cafeteria food is the BEST! I’m hoping for sloppy joes. Looks like we are all done wiff our pictures, so I’ll talk to you later.
Fanks to #RattyBox we went camping! It was super fun, but Baxter started telling scary stories ober our s’mores campfire, so fankfully we hab a snazzy new tent and comfy tree trunk to hide in to feel safe from the one-armed man dat was looking for us in the forest. We had good sunflower seed snacks, and stayed up talking and laughing until “way past your bedtime youngsters”… but it was a good time and we don’t regret anyfing. Hmmm…we neber did try dat mushroom on top ob the tree trunk.
