Reuben: “You’re doing pretty good Baxter, do need a break? I can hab a turn.”
Hello, it’s me Baxter! You might remember I had a dream, to go on Broadway wiff my one man show – Baxter wiff a B. So now dat we hab granulated, I am going after my dream, so I figured where better to hab my kissing boof than on Broadway where I can be discobered and there are lots ob people! So if you want to kiss me, best to do it now before I get too famous and become unapproachable. I mean, you can always approach me, but there might be too many people around me trying to get my autograph or listen to me sing. Anyway, I’m here for kisses tonight for one night only and I hab my hydrashun so I can gib many kisses for Balemtimes Day – there is already quite a line but I’m working my way fru it quickly, plus I hab the other two boys wiff a B here to take turns. Who’s next??
I hab set my Kissing Ebent up in a berry romatically lit alleyway behind a restaurant in New Jersey. We wanted to spread out so eberyone would be able to find us. It’s going good so far, but if you felt like bringing me some pizza that would be good. I like it wiff chicken and corms.
I’m here at the beach gibbing kisses if you habn’t gotten one yet, it’s nice out here but you might want to bring a jacket. Happy Balemtimes Days eberybody!
We are all getting ready to go out to our kissing ebent, and I got dis great picture ob Reubens feet!
It’s officshul! We learned our lesson from yesterday, it’s about locashun and adbertising, so here is our flyer to generate interest in our kissing ebent tomorrow, Balentimes Day. Mark your calemdars and we will be in more populated places so we are easier to find. We are ready for kissing…
P.S. please make sure you hab breaff mints.
We drobe up to the mountains today to see some snow and to do a dry run ob our kissing boof for Balemtimes Day because we are all a little nerbous about it. I bolunteered to go first, I thought it would be exciting, but it didn’t go berry well so now we are refinking it. We only made ten cents in monies and no tips. Dis is quite a blow to my self esteem. I stood out here for two hours, my toes are frozen, and I feel sad. I should hab stayed in my sock.
I took dis one at our granulashun ceremony. I fink dad was berry proud ob us.
