Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Maryland Bizness

We are trabeling again!! Barry is feeling better, and before we start our post granulate careers, we are doing some more Internashunal Bizness across the globe. Today we are in Maryland. We spent the morning on the boardwalk in Ocean City and then checked out what was happening in Anapolis, Reuben lubed all ob the boats in the harbor.

Fish wanted to see the Seben Foot Knoll Lighthouse, which was built in 1855 and is the oldest screw-pile lighthouse in Maryland. It was located atop Seben Foot Knoll in the Chesapeake Bay until it was replaced by a modern navigational aid and relocated to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor as a museum exhibit. So we saw dat, then we had second lunch and set off to our next locashun!

Fanks to Dr. Kebin for the bizness license ob Maryland! I keep wanting to type Martyland, I fink maybe they should consider rebranding it wiff dat.

March 15, 2024/2 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Rueben habs a sad

I know it’s not Balemtimes day or anyfing, but I could use a few kisses and lub today, I fink I would feel better. It might halp you too, anybody want to try it?

March 12, 2024/7 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

I’m just Fish

I was up in Hollywood yesterday minding my own bizness, habbing lunch wiff Waffles and Baxter and dis guy asked me to come in and sing a song for some people, so I sang my song “I’m just Fish”, and then they gibbed me dis statue. I am berry honored.

Do you fink it’s chocolate?

March 11, 2024/3 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Time Change

It’s chaos!

March 9, 2024/2 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Barry and don’t fall for false adbertising

Oh hai. Sorry we habnt been around much dis week, we hab been taking care ob Barry. He went to a ‘spa’ about a monff ago for what was billed as a refreshing procedure dat would make you feel lighter and happier – and then came back wiff his berries in a jar. He wasn’t too happy about dat and left dat spa a stern Yelp rebiew. Last week he had to go back to the ‘spa’ to get an infecshun cleaned out, and then he had to go back today again for more serbices they claimed would ‘restore your youffful glow’ and make you feel like ‘you’re sleeping on a cloud’. He said it was more lies, he habs to heal up again, but at least he’s back at home wiff us now and hopefully he will heal fast and fings will get back to normal, because we hab some trabbeling to do!

The moral ob the story is neber go to a spa if you want to keep your berries.

May be an image of rat and text that says 'MARTYMOUSEHOUSE.COM'

March 7, 2024/4 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Boting

I boted today. I wrote in President Fibbs for pretty much eberyfing. Boting is a right and a responsibility. Plus they gib you a sticker and a camdy.

March 5, 2024/2 Comments

Baxter, Barry, Waffles, Reuben & Fish

Snack Day

It may hab been sock day today, but it was also Snack Day!! So we got to try somefing new and exciting – it’s a cheesy noodle! Oh man, I fink they are on to somefing wiff dese.