Hai, it’s me Fish, your Grand Poobah. Due to the oberwhelming response, we are going to hab to postpone the first meeting ob my local chapter ob the loyal order ob Water Buffalo while we find a larger benue. Fank you for your patience.
Today we don’t want to talk about school or Gary or anyfings, but we hab some O’s.
O’s
You might hab been wondering, how Gary is doing. He’s doing great. We feed him, and talk to him and sometimes he habs play dates wiff his fish friends. He plays in the bafftub during the day so he habs lots of space, but in the ebenings he likes being in his bowl so he can hang out wiff us. He is a pretty happy scientifically created goldfish, and he can talk – I guess dats an add on feature dat doesn’t always happen. Sometimes it’s hard to understand him fru the water but we usually get it. The bowl is a little too heaby for Rueben to lift and change his water, so me, Barry and Baxter help wiff dat.
I wasn’t expecting to hab to do so much bizness paperwork ober the weekend…
They like you to fink there is just one way to science, but it’s ok to get creatib too. I added the Crkr element to the AU+Fsh and I’m all set for snack time now. But I’m not quite sure if it’s just chemistry going on in dis class, I fink there might be a little bit of magic because NPP was teaching today too, and my snacks keep floating around.
It’s a sad day here in the chemistry lab, on the heels ob Reuben’s great success yesterday, Baxter came very close to creating another goldfish, but he didn’t make it.
Gary is at home and doing well.
Did you see what Reuben did?! We all tried it and it was not easy to do, nobody else got it right. What a fun and exciting day ob school dis habs been. We hab to go home and feed Gary his dinner.
We had more chemistry class today, and guess what?! I made a goldfish. You just hab to combine the Au+Fsh elements and ha-zah!
I named him Gary.
After the long weekend, we are back in school and trying to tackle chemistry class and the periodic table and mixing some elements together for experiments. It’s fun but also a little scary. You can make all kinds of different colors and sometimes they make bubbles! Milo is a great teacher and is making sure we don’t blow up.
I’m not ready for dis. My bwain is oberheating. What chemical reaction causes dis? I don’t know!
On the way home from our trabels, I had a dream dat as I was walking down the street, I walked into a theater and the show was starring me. I looked up at the marquee and in bright lights it said “Baxter Wiff a B”. I continued inside and the stage manager hustled me onstage in the pure darkness. Someone yelled “places!” and I could hear the audience settling in behind the heaby belbet curtain. The orchestra started to swell wiff strings and brass – the opening song! It was starting. The curtain opened, and a spotlight hit me center stage… and I froze.
Fankfully then I woked up, because I don’t know any songs.
