**Hello eberyone, now dat eberyone habs their pamcakes, before we dig in, please rise for the pledge ob the Secret Nocturnal Water Buffalo…**
Oooops. I couldn’t help myself, it’s so tasty! Sorry…. Maybe no one noticed.
Chapter Elebenty welcomes you to our hall ob greatness, we hab getting the bizness from Bince ober at chapter seben, they hab been teasing us about our agendas and pamcake syrup trying to instigate a chapter war, but don’t mind them, we will just keep going on the high road and doing our bizness wiff our superior agendas and vast syrup selectshuns.
Dis is Fish, your Gramd Pumbah, and I am berry proud to welcome eberyone to the Secret Order ob Nocturnal Water Buffalo (chapter elebenty) offishul Pamcake Breakfast! Please form an orderly line and come and get your pamcakes! Butter and sryup can be found on your tables. We hab alot ob bizness to get to today – so enjoy your pamcakes!!
Teddy is home from the spa! He habs a new ear and he can hear again!! The spa sent him home wiff a bodyguard too, and he is going to lib here wiff us.
Fank you so much for all the tender lub and care at the Arizoma Ear Spa (run by Miss Shari Kanehl) eberyone there made Teddy beary comfortable. If you lose an ear, you might want to check them out.
The April Ratty Box was themed for our faborite fing – Breakfast in Bed! We hab eggs and bacon and Rascally Rat Nutri-Berries for dessert – it’s the best, and guess what? THREE different beds to choose from, a box, a double decker hammock and a puzzle bed. You can put it together in three different ways – but how cool is that, it’s like a puzzle. And we got a sticker. YAY! Fank you Ratty Box! You can bisit Ratty Box and get your own, they do great Internashunal Bizness!
Reuben: “Baxter, lower dis down, I can’t reach!”
Baxter: “If I go too low I’ll drop it. How about if we each do one?”
Reuben: “Ok. Now let’s the fing together…”
Baxter & Reuben: “THE MAGNETS ARE HERE!”
If you already one it will be going in the magic box dis week! The kitchen party is sold out, but the unicorm conbenshun is still abailable at StoreObCuteFings.com if you want one.
It’s Fish Friday, but I’m just a Baxter in a Box, so I’m a little sad today. It’s ok to be sad though, I know eberybody lubs me.
We hab been talking about what biznesses we want to go into since we granulated. I know we hab to pick a profession, and get going on it, so we talked to Gary about it but he wasn’t as helpful as you would fink.
