Well, you know what? If you neber try to make your dreams come true, they neber will, so I’m writing to ebery producer on (and off) Broadway to see if they want to inbest in my show “Baxter Wiff a B”. It’s berry good and I know it would be a hit! Hopefully one ob dem will gib me a theater.

We hab grass. We can’t talk now…
(Fanks Aunt Minae!)


We are going to make soup for eberyone! It sooths your soul. I hope you like tomato. You want some? You can hab grilled cheese toast sticks wiff it if you want, but it will take a few more minutes.

(fanks to our aunt Molly for helping us wiff dis pic)

Remember when we sent mom to get us some skeeti? Well, she got some, and I’m going to make it. You want to know how? First, bring a big pot ob salted water to a boil. You should probably hab someone halp you wiff the stove. Then when it’s boiling, put it in, but be careful not to burn your fiskers ober the steam (maybe you should hab someone halp you wiff dat part too). Wait a few minutes and it’s done. You can pinch the noodles to see if they are finished. Be careful on dat part too so you don’t get burned wiff the boiling water. Actually it’s probably best just to hab someone else make it for you.

BAXTER: “We’re baaaack! And we hab elefant meat!”

WAFFLES: “No, we hab chicken dat looks like elefant..” 🙄

FISH: “Gibbme some!”

REUBEN: “It’s Babar, dat makes me sad, I liked him.”

BARRY: “It’s just chicken, Babar is fine. I promise.”

Did Babar appear on the chicken thigh??  You be the judge.




MM here.  I’m going to be taking a wee break from posting, but there will still be content posted both on Facebook and Patreon.  Maybe a few new fings, but lots of memes and fun memories, so relax, hab a seat and we’ll …

The Faces ob Baxter at Pamcake Breakfast

“Dis club is GREAT! Sign me up!”