I hab been searching for weeks for a locashun to hold our meetings for the Secret Loyal Order ob Nocturnal Water Buffalo Chapter Elebenty because we had such a great response to my first inbitashun. I hope you still want to be in it, cause we hab lots of seats now. You just hab to do the blood oaff and you can be a buffalo for life! Then you can order your hat. My habs a gold button on it because I’m the founding grand poobah, yours will hab a fish on it, like the picture from before. I hab arranged for berry good snacks and we hab an aggressib first agenga of meeting stuff to attend to. I hab my podium and I’m ready to start swearing people in wiff a secret ceremony. So, who’s in?