It’s been kind ob hot here so we went to the Seben-Eleben and got some cold beberages and went to the park today, but we didn’t stay long because after the ice started to melt, it got too hot, plus we went home to see Barry. He didn’t want to come because he was playing bideo games and was working on a high score.

Dis me dis morning on my way to the pamcake breakfast, eating an inbisible pamcake…

Hai eberybody –

Dis is me, the Fabulous Fish, your Grand Poobah ob the Secret Order ob Noctural Water Buffalo (chapter elebenty) and I am here to remind you ob the pamcake breakfast we hab ebery Sunday.  If you are in our chapter, we hope to see you there!  We will hab lots ob pamcakes, and we hab a long list of fings to discusss so be there on time, and someone please bring a pencil to make a list.

We are on the road again collecting our Internashunal Bizness liceneses!  We still hab alot to go, but today we are in Nashbill Temmessee exploring the music scene the beautiful scenery and wanted to enter the largest songwriters festibal in the world – Tin Pan Souff, because we write really good songs, but turns out we missed it – it was in April. I fink we would hab totally won it.  Anyway, we took a walk ober the walking bridge and went down the music street habbing mocktails in the bars, but too many women were talking to us, so we went back to the hotel.

Fank you Erin Manning! Sorry it took so long for us to trabel to you, we figured we would wait until you were done wiff school and could come hang out wiff us. Where should we meet you for dinner??

Dis Reuben. I saw Fish’s camera sitting around today and I tried to take a selfie. It’s harder den it looks. I guess I’ll leabe the photography to Fish.

As I sit and fink about fings, it’s always nice to hab a selectshun ob pastries – it helps wiff the finkin’.

I was habbing a croissant dis morning and finking about rat stuff.

We are playing hide and seek today, and I don’t fink they will eber find me!! I blend right in. You probably can’t eben see me, but it’s me Waffles, I’m right in front ob you! 🤣🤣🤣

Well, you know what? If you neber try to make your dreams come true, they neber will, so I’m writing to ebery producer on (and off) Broadway to see if they want to inbest in my show “Baxter Wiff a B”. It’s berry good and I know it would be a hit! Hopefully one ob dem will gib me a theater.