The Ratty Box turned seben dis monff – so we are habbing a party wiff our Ratty Box stuff!  We hab all the fings for a good birffday party, a bouncy house, a cupcake, balloons, and ob course birffday treats. It’s time to party!  Someone go wake up Barry and Reuben… There is also somefing they call an ‘expandable tunnel’ but eberybody knows it’s a time trabel tube. *You hab to know how to use it though, so be careful wiff it or you could end up in the future, or the days ob yore and not know how to get back to today. Festib hats are not required, but they always spruce up any ebent!

Ratty Box puts so much time and effort in designing the details ob ebery box they send, and you can really tell – if you habn’t tried one yet, you should fink about it, your ratty friends will fank you, and maybe they might share some cake wiff you….  Fank you Ratty Box!





Today we took a bizness trip to Maryland, and did a little hike on the Apperashun trail. It was so beautiful – lots ob mountains and trees, but we didn’t last berry long because it got too hot and our feet got sore. We forgot to bring our hiking shoes. Our bellies were rumbling, so we stopped by the George Jefferson monument, and then decided to go for some noms.

Fank you for bizness Tracey McIntire – we are here to pick you up for lunch.  We are a little early, can you come out now??  Fish is so excited to meet you!

Today we helped mom balance her monies. Good fing she habs our help, dis was a mess!

We were a little upset dat Waffles went for the free slurpee at Seben-Elebenty yesterday wiffout the rest ob us, so we went today. It wasn’t free, but it was only .99, so dat was ok. I got blue.

They wouldn’t gib us a Slurpee, the clerk said we weren’t tall enuff to pass the risk ob bwrain freeze, which is ridiculous, I’be neber heard ob such a rule. I might hab to write a tier one letter to Seben-Elebenty corporate and gib them a stern what for.

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We got to taste starberries wiff chocolate dis weekend, and it was amazing!!





‘Scuse me, Barry here. Don’t mean to bother you. I’m here to tell you about our day. After we hab a pamcake breakfast wiff Inger, we started to trabel home, but we had to stop in Idaho for more bizness! We are in Boise right now – they hab a great downtown wiff lots ob art walls and places to eat. We are going to meet Sarah Minkiewicz for dinner here. Earlier today we went to the potato museum and they made me take the picture there because I was boted the brother who “looks most like a tater”. It was unanomouse. I’m not sure how to feel about dat.

Fank you Sarah for the Idaho bizness!!



Mom heard us talking about our Washington DC bizness and seeing the big fireworks but we were scared it would be too noisy so dis morning she suprised us wiff these noise reductshun headphones to protect our ears! She didn’t want us to miss out, so we fired up the trabel juice and headed to DC. We saw the Lincoln Memorial, the George Jefferson Memorial (like we learned about at school), the Washington Momument and all the historical fings, then we watched the big fireworks display and it was beautiful – and berry qwiet. 🥰

Fank you Inger Faherty for dis berry important Washington bizness!!


Have a happy and safe Fourff ob July! We are trabeling to Washington DC to do bizness and see the big fireworks, but they are loud and scary – so I’m not sure if we will go. The Fibbs Presidentshul Wimbley Library did howeber let us borrow his hat for dis photo shoot. Fank goodness Fibbs is our foreber President – Peace, Lub & Donuts foreber!! We will be here at the table waiting for a piece ob America’s birffday cake…