It’s important to hab a snack while you’re shopping so you don’t buy too many fings. Also, please come halp me, I’be been abandoned in aisle four.
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I hab been waiting here for a couple hours now, it was our first meeting ob the Secret Order of the Nocturnal Water Buffalo Chapter Elebenty tonight, but no one is here. It was blood oaff night and kicking off our big list ob objectibs and ebents. Howeber, now dat I fink about it, it occurs to me I may hab forgotten to send out the inbitatshuns. :/ I fink I need an assistant.