As we all boldly ride into 2024, I just wanted to wish you all good healff and good luck in the New Year!
dis Fish, by the way. I learned how to ride a motocycle so I could get to my meetings ob the Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo – Chapter Elebenty easier. We’re habbing one tonight if you want to come, it’s at the Cheesecake Factory. But we should be home by 8:30 to put on our jammies and hab snacks and go to bed and eat more cheesecake.
Happy 2024 eberybody!!
I bolunteered to come to New York City to scope out the Times Square situashun for New Years Ebe. I fink normally I would lub NYC, but there are soooo many people right now, and I’m tired, and eberyfing is sticky. I’m going home and recommending we just celebrate at home wiff Teddy and wear our pajamas and hab snacks. Then we can actibate our calemdars at midnight!
Dis Chef Baxter. Today I made some Wimbley cookies for my friends, I forgot to take pics ob the making part, I just hab the finished part, but I hab to go now and do the eating part! They taste really yummy. They hab chocolate and flower and sugar and eggs, but not scrambled ones, and you coat the outside with power sugar.
We interrupt your Chirstmas wiff dis Specshul Report. The Christmas Chicken toll free reporting number habs been ringing off the hook as reports and sightings habs been coming in for the last hour or so. The Christmas Chicken habs been caught on surbelance camera in norffern californbia so be on the lookout – he will be coming your way soon to bring lub and luck for the new year. He occassionally leabes little brown eggs behind which are said to be extra lucky. For MNN News, dis is Ted Baxter reporting. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD NEWS.
When your legendary story gets ruined by imperical ebidence.
The merriment commenced, after the last drop ob hot chocolate had been drunk. They all took turns sledding and Pocket gabe Reuben a push down the little sloping hill. Ornaments found their way onto the trees fru all the decorating fun. Baxter and Wink took one tree and Barry and Waffles tackled the big one. Music came out of thin air to complete the magical day. As the snowflakes fell from the sky, they hoped Fish wouldn’t follow suit, as he had climbed the tall tree to hang the star. The step ladder had been left behind, and a hero was needed.
Ob course he succeeded with flair and they all danced and sang around the trees until it was time to go home and hab a feast in front ob the fireplace.
There is magic all around us, we hope you find some dis holiday season and we wish you lub, snacks and happy holidays!
Hai, it’s me, Barry, the COCC ob MMHIB Enterprises Inc. If you don’t know, COCC is Chief Officer ob Counting Calemdars, and I was going ober the numbers and we only hab ONE wall calemdar left (a Fish one) and TWO desk calemdars. Dat’s it. Red alert. If you habn’t got yours yet – dis is your last chance! Probably whoeber needs to see dis, won’t see it, and you all hab your calendars ready to actibate, but we hab to send out the beacon just in case. It’s the respsonsible fing to do.
