Dis Chef Baxter. Today I made some Wimbley cookies for my friends, I forgot to take pics ob the making part, I just hab the finished part, but I hab to go now and do the eating part! They taste really yummy. They hab chocolate and flower and sugar and eggs, but not scrambled ones, and you coat the outside with power sugar.
We interrupt your Chirstmas wiff dis Specshul Report. The Christmas Chicken toll free reporting number habs been ringing off the hook as reports and sightings habs been coming in for the last hour or so. The Christmas Chicken habs been caught on surbelance camera in norffern californbia so be on the lookout – he will be coming your way soon to bring lub and luck for the new year. He occassionally leabes little brown eggs behind which are said to be extra lucky. For MNN News, dis is Ted Baxter reporting. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD NEWS.
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The merriment commenced, after the last drop ob hot chocolate had been drunk. They all took turns sledding and Pocket gabe Reuben a push down the little sloping hill. Ornaments found their way onto the trees fru all the decorating fun. Baxter and Wink took one tree and Barry and Waffles tackled the big one. Music came out of thin air to complete the magical day. As the snowflakes fell from the sky, they hoped Fish wouldn’t follow suit, as he had climbed the tall tree to hang the star. The step ladder had been left behind, and a hero was needed.
Ob course he succeeded with flair and they all danced and sang around the trees until it was time to go home and hab a feast in front ob the fireplace.
There is magic all around us, we hope you find some dis holiday season and we wish you lub, snacks and happy holidays!
Hai, it’s me, Barry, the COCC ob MMHIB Enterprises Inc. If you don’t know, COCC is Chief Officer ob Counting Calemdars, and I was going ober the numbers and we only hab ONE wall calemdar left (a Fish one) and TWO desk calemdars. Dat’s it. Red alert. If you habn’t got yours yet – dis is your last chance! Probably whoeber needs to see dis, won’t see it, and you all hab your calendars ready to actibate, but we hab to send out the beacon just in case. It’s the respsonsible fing to do.
The holiday Ratty Box habs arribed! The gingerbread house is soooo comfy, and it also doubles as a reindeer stable wiff a cute little window on the side so the reindeers get fresh air, which is a berry important design element. The Ratty Box always habs comfy dwellings, tasty snacks, fun toys and a cute sticker in ebery box. We can tell how much lub and effort goes into ebery box – since we are experts now at Internashunal Bizness, we can tell how much time and thought dis takes. We all lub it!! dis Baxter, and I partikulary like the coconut snowflakes. They are delicious.
Fank you so much to Ratty Box – and happy holidays to all!
Fish loads up my truck and then I take to the truck sorting place. Some ob the details ob how Santa does fings is top secret so I can’t say too much – I don’t want to get in trouble. We are on a tight schedule.
