Reuben wanted an offishul family birffday portrait, and he looks so adorable in his hat – he got his wish!
It was my birffday today and it was great! I got a cake, and Dougie was on it! It was messy but it was berry good and I got frosting eberywhere… I shared wiff my brothers and I got persents! A mini Voltar machine, a mini paint set, a harmonica, some crayons, and Batman sent me a teddy bear! BATMAN!!
Fank you all for your birffday wishes, mom told me all about them, and I lub you all, wish I could share my cake wiff you too! (But I had to hab a wipedown, so I at least you won’t hab to do dat).
After all dat kissin’ yesterday, we took lots ob naps today and had some healffy snacks to get our energy back. Hope you all enjoyed your kisses! We lub you!
Oh hai – it’s me! ReuBen wiff a B, to take ober the kissing shenanigans until we hab smooched ebery last person in line. We hab noticed a few ob you are getting your kiss then getting back in line… I guess dat’s not against the rules because there aren’t really any rules. But which one ob you just had a cilantro samwich? We lub you, but I don’t care for the taste ob cilantro!
‘Scuse me, Baxter and Reuben are taking a break, so I’m here to fill in, I’m Barry wiff a B, so I got to come to Broadway too. I’ll be here just a few minutes while they get a sandwhich, I get oberwhelmed by people so let’s keep the line nice and orderly and I will gib out as many kisses as I can if I don’t get anxiety. Hopefully they will be back soon.
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Reuben: “You’re doing pretty good Baxter, do need a break? I can hab a turn.”
Hello, it’s me Baxter! You might remember I had a dream, to go on Broadway wiff my one man show – Baxter wiff a B. So now dat we hab granulated, I am going after my dream, so I figured where better to hab my kissing boof than on Broadway where I can be discobered and there are lots ob people! So if you want to kiss me, best to do it now before I get too famous and become unapproachable. I mean, you can always approach me, but there might be too many people around me trying to get my autograph or listen to me sing. Anyway, I’m here for kisses tonight for one night only and I hab my hydrashun so I can gib many kisses for Balemtimes Day – there is already quite a line but I’m working my way fru it quickly, plus I hab the other two boys wiff a B here to take turns. Who’s next??
I hab set my Kissing Ebent up in a berry romatically lit alleyway behind a restaurant in New Jersey. We wanted to spread out so eberyone would be able to find us. It’s going good so far, but if you felt like bringing me some pizza that would be good. I like it wiff chicken and corms.
I’m here at the beach gibbing kisses if you habn’t gotten one yet, it’s nice out here but you might want to bring a jacket. Happy Balemtimes Days eberybody!
We are all getting ready to go out to our kissing ebent, and I got dis great picture ob Reubens feet!
