I’m studying real hard, but it’s hard because I keep finking about snacks.
We only hab a small time left before granulashun and I’m not doing berry good in one ob my classes. If I don’t do better I might not get to granulate wiff the class… I hab one more chance to pass the class but I’m so scared and stressed. Fankfully Baxter and Barry said they would help me – they are boff berry smart. Wish me luck.
I’m here waiting for our meeting ob The Secret Order ob the Nocturnal Water Buffalo: Chapter Elebenty meeting to start. It’s still raining, but nocturnal water buffalos like rain – water is right in the name. And we are inside anyway where it’s warm.
It takes awhile for people to file in and do the secret handshake and blood oaff (if you habn’t already, some people already hab). It’s going to be a packed meeting tonight wiff lots of fun fings to discuss and lots ob snacks are coming. I’m excited, are you excited? If you hab somefing you want to discuss, like a pamcake breakfast or somefing, please raise your hand.
Picturing is like writing. You know how they say “write what you know”? Pictures are like – take pictures ob what you see. Today we saw lots ob rain.
P.S. There is a meeting ob the Secret Order ob Nocturnal Water Buffalos tomorrow at 7:00pm. See you there! Please RSVP.
Good afternoon. Dis Ted Baxter reporting from soggy Souffern Califorbia. We hab an atmospheric riber stalled ober the area dat has dumped trillons ob gallons ob water on us, causing some real problems wiff flooding and mudslides across the region. Here at MMH we hab secured our snacks in a dry locashun and hab an alternatib power source ready in case power goes out. It’s cold and wet outside so if you hab to go out be sure to wear your rain hat and coat to keep dry. Don’t dribe fru standing water because you can get stuck. You might fink you won’t, but you probably will and then you’re in big trouble and someone habs to come rescue you and they hab enuff stuff to do already.
Hab a bucket and mop handy for any leaks and otherwise stay safe and dry and enjoy being inside wiff the rain. It’s going to last a few days, so buckle in and stay safe.
We know what the weather is eberywhere because we hab access to the SCMODS computer system, but if you want to gib your weather reporting name and say what it’s like where you are, you can be an MNN field reporter.
So lets go to our new reporters out in the field…
It’s almost time to granulate! The diplomas are ready…just a few classes to go and it will be time to triculate across the stage and enter the big world ob Internashunal Bizness…
Dis ratstronaut Fish reporting from Moonbase Alpha. I hab arribed and there appears to oxygen present as I continue my search for aliems and Larry. Dis is the last lebel ob our space training class for school. I forgot to bring the flag, but there is one here already, so I fink it’s ok.
*dis deluxe four lebel Moonbase was built by Dexter’s Creature Comforts – who beat out NASA and SpaceX for the contract – they build the most comfortable and strong moon bases you could imagine, wiff all the current broccoli repellent technology. They can build one for you too!
It’s me Fish! I was so glad to see Reuben, and I hab been waiting to open our Jamuary Ratty Box until he got home from his adbenture and then it took us some time to make our 80’s mix tape…the making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don’t wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. It’s an art. So we had fun doing that wiff the yesteryear technology tape recorder, but we also took breaks in our 80’s techo swing and boombox rec room, good thing we had some Rascalberries snacks too! Mom and Dad always told us how cool the 80’s were, but now we really understand.
Our mixtape habs some great songs like Seperate Ways, I Ran, Cruel Summer, Total Eclipse ob My Heart, Always Somefing There to Remind Me and the closer If I Could Turn Back Time.
Fank you Ratty Box!
Hey guys…I’m home!! Are you there??
Wow, what an amazing adbenture I had! Did you see? We hab to try using our stapler as a springboard too! Dis time trabel tunnel hook up to the Fluffy Cycle Ride is pretty amazing. I did hab a little trouble on the way back and my ear got caught in the dryer, I didn’t tuck and roll properly, but dats ok, I fink chicks are going to dig a time trabel injury! It makes me berry tough and brabe.
I can’t wait for my brothers to meet Peter and Jenni and the Cowsins, and BW and Eliza, and eberybody!! I’m so glad Dougie ended up in the bedtime buddy pile and now we will be best friends foreber. Fank you A Mouse Named Peter and friends for showing me such a good time.
I hab to go check in wiff Dougie now fru my locket and let him know I got home ok. I’m still slightly illustrated, but it should wear off soon.
