We got back from our Internashunal trabels today, just in time to wish Teddy a bon voyage. He was supposed to go to a spa in Arizona a few monffs ago, but he was scared and postponed it. He’s confident now and is ready to do the hard work ob getting ear surgery and healing – he watched Barry go fru surgery, and finks he can do it too. We lub you Teddy, hab a good time, and maybe you’ll get some good spa treatments and extra snacks. See you soon!

I’m not tired. But I don’t want to go to jail.

Guess what! We were walking around the streets today and some guy said we should come join their leprechaun contest, so we did it, and there was alot ob competishun, but we are winning! So many gold monies, and they are gibbing us all the free cormed beef we can eat. Ireland is fun.

We are doing real Internashunal Bizness! Just like Marty intended, and we are in Ireland for St. Patricks Day!  It’s berry early, so not many people are out and about yet, but soon dis place is going to be crazy. We went on a bus and looked at some ob the gorgeous Irish countryside wiff castles, and now we are here in the city to hab some cormed beef and cabbage, and celebrate wiff the locals. I’m sure it will be a nice relaxing bisit wiff the Irish people. Oooh, maybe they will hab a parade!  Happy St. Patricks Day eberyone!

Fank you Pipistrelle and Indiana Jennings to gib us dis Irish bizness and on the perfect day to bisit Ireland!  We lub you!!





You guys were right! We are in Kemtucky bisiting the horses. We went to a race and it was so exciting – they can run soooo fast! Then afterwards we met them in the stables and the inbited us to come bisit them at home, so we did – and their houses are super fancy. Reuben was a bit intimidated by their size, but I was surprised how friendly and gentle they were. We all go to hab a ride around the farm, but then we had to go because tomorrow we are going somewhere special for St. Patricks Day!

Fanks to Dr. Kebin for this license too. We appreciate your sponsorship ob our Internashunal Bizness bentures!

We are trabeling again!!  Barry is feeling better, and before we start our post granulate careers, we are doing some more Internashunal Bizness across the globe.  Today we are in Maryland.  We spent the morning on the boardwalk in Ocean City and then checked out what was happening in Anapolis, Reuben lubed all ob the boats in the harbor.

Fish wanted to see the Seben Foot Knoll Lighthouse, which was built in 1855 and is the oldest screw-pile lighthouse in Maryland. It was located atop Seben Foot Knoll in the Chesapeake Bay until it was replaced by a modern navigational aid and relocated to Baltimore’s Inner Harbor as a museum exhibit.  So we saw dat, then we had second lunch and set off to our next locashun!

Fanks to Dr. Kebin for the bizness license ob Maryland!  I keep wanting to type Martyland, I fink maybe they should consider rebranding it wiff dat.

I know it’s not Balemtimes day or anyfing, but I could use a few kisses and lub today, I fink I would feel better. It might halp you too, anybody want to try it?

I was up in Hollywood yesterday minding my own bizness, habbing lunch wiff Waffles and Baxter and dis guy asked me to come in and sing a song for some people, so I sang my song “I’m just Fish”, and then they gibbed me dis statue. I am berry honored.

Do you fink it’s chocolate?

It’s chaos!

Oh hai. Sorry we habnt been around much dis week, we hab been taking care ob Barry. He went to a ‘spa’ about a monff ago for what was billed as a refreshing procedure dat would make you feel lighter and happier – and then came back wiff his berries in a jar. He wasn’t too happy about dat and left dat spa a stern Yelp rebiew. Last week he had to go back to the ‘spa’ to get an infecshun cleaned out, and then he had to go back today again for more serbices they claimed would ‘restore your youffful glow’ and make you feel like ‘you’re sleeping on a cloud’. He said it was more lies, he habs to heal up again, but at least he’s back at home wiff us now and hopefully he will heal fast and fings will get back to normal, because we hab some trabbeling to do!

The moral ob the story is neber go to a spa if you want to keep your berries.

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