Oh hai – it’s me! ReuBen wiff a B, to take ober the kissing shenanigans until we hab smooched ebery last person in line. We hab noticed a few ob you are getting your kiss then getting back in line… I guess dat’s not against the rules because there aren’t really any rules. But which one ob you just had a cilantro samwich? We lub you, but I don’t care for the taste ob cilantro!
‘Scuse me, Baxter and Reuben are taking a break, so I’m here to fill in, I’m Barry wiff a B, so I got to come to Broadway too. I’ll be here just a few minutes while they get a sandwhich, I get oberwhelmed by people so let’s keep the line nice and orderly and I will gib out as many kisses as I can if I don’t get anxiety. Hopefully they will be back soon.
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Hello, it’s me Baxter! You might remember I had a dream, to go on Broadway wiff my one man show – Baxter wiff a B. So now dat we hab granulated, I am going after my dream, so I figured where better to hab my kissing boof than on Broadway where I can be discobered and there are lots ob people! So if you want to kiss me, best to do it now before I get too famous and become unapproachable. I mean, you can always approach me, but there might be too many people around me trying to get my autograph or listen to me sing. Anyway, I’m here for kisses tonight for one night only and I hab my hydrashun so I can gib many kisses for Balemtimes Day – there is already quite a line but I’m working my way fru it quickly, plus I hab the other two boys wiff a B here to take turns. Who’s next??
I’m here at the beach gibbing kisses if you habn’t gotten one yet, it’s nice out here but you might want to bring a jacket. Happy Balemtimes Days eberybody!
It’s officshul! We learned our lesson from yesterday, it’s about locashun and adbertising, so here is our flyer to generate interest in our kissing ebent tomorrow, Balentimes Day. Mark your calemdars and we will be in more populated places so we are easier to find. We are ready for kissing…
P.S. please make sure you hab breaff mints.