Remember when we sent mom to get us some skeeti? Well, she got some, and I’m going to make it. You want to know how? First, bring a big pot ob salted water to a boil. You should probably hab someone halp you wiff the stove. Then when it’s boiling, put it in, but be careful not to burn your fiskers ober the steam (maybe you should hab someone halp you wiff dat part too). Wait a few minutes and it’s done. You can pinch the noodles to see if they are finished. Be careful on dat part too so you don’t get burned wiff the boiling water. Actually it’s probably best just to hab someone else make it for you.

BAXTER: “We’re baaaack! And we hab elefant meat!”

WAFFLES: “No, we hab chicken dat looks like elefant..” 🙄

FISH: “Gibbme some!”

REUBEN: “It’s Babar, dat makes me sad, I liked him.”

BARRY: “It’s just chicken, Babar is fine. I promise.”

Did Babar appear on the chicken thigh??  You be the judge.




MM here.  I’m going to be taking a wee break from posting, but there will still be content posted both on Facebook and Patreon.  Maybe a few new fings, but lots of memes and fun memories, so relax, hab a seat and we’ll …

The Faces ob Baxter at Pamcake Breakfast

“Dis club is GREAT! Sign me up!”

**Hello eberyone, now dat eberyone habs their pamcakes, before we dig in, please rise for the pledge ob the Secret Nocturnal Water Buffalo…**

Oooops. I couldn’t help myself, it’s so tasty! Sorry…. Maybe no one noticed.

Chapter Elebenty welcomes you to our hall ob greatness, we hab getting the bizness from Bince ober at chapter seben, they hab been teasing us about our agendas and pamcake syrup trying to instigate a chapter war, but don’t mind them, we will just keep going on the high road and doing our bizness wiff our superior agendas and vast syrup selectshuns.

Dis is Fish, your Gramd Pumbah, and I am berry proud to welcome eberyone to the Secret Order ob Nocturnal Water Buffalo (chapter elebenty) offishul Pamcake Breakfast! Please form an orderly line and come and get your pamcakes! Butter and sryup can be found on your tables. We hab alot ob bizness to get to today – so enjoy your pamcakes!!

Teddy is home from the spa! He habs a new ear and he can hear again!! The spa sent him home wiff a bodyguard too, and he is going to lib here wiff us.
Fank you so much for all the tender lub and care at the Arizoma Ear Spa (run by Miss Shari Kanehl) eberyone there made Teddy beary comfortable. If you lose an ear, you might want to check them out.

The April Ratty Box was themed for our faborite fing – Breakfast in Bed! We hab eggs and bacon and Rascally Rat Nutri-Berries for dessert – it’s the best, and guess what?  THREE different beds to choose from, a box, a double decker hammock and a puzzle bed.  You can put it together in three different ways – but how cool is that, it’s like a puzzle.  And we got a sticker.  YAY!  Fank you Ratty Box!  You can bisit Ratty Box and get your own, they do great Internashunal Bizness!