It was getting late that night, and then all ob a sudden…. **ring ring**
Baxter picked up the phone wiff excitement and we all waited as he listened to what the person on the other end was saying.
“No fank you, we don’t want an extended warranty on our automobile…” he hung up the phone, let out a sigh and continued waiting…
Well, I decided to go up to Uber and talk to them. I understand I could hab aboided all dis wiff an umlaut, but I’m not allowed to use the stove by myself, and umlauts are kind ob tricky to make and fold in the cheese and beggies. Anyway, I won’t be calling myself UberFish anymore, it’s time to rebrand! Dat’s ok. I’m finking ob it as an opportunity, not a set back.
Oh no!! Dis just came in the magic box. Anybody know a good lawyer??
I still habn’t had a phone call or letter back from any New York producers about putting on my show “Baxter wiff a B”, but I sent out another round ob letters and I fink it will happen soon. I’m waiting by the phone… if you could bring my dinner in here dats probably good, I don’t want to miss any calls and I don’t hab an answering machine.
Today in my officshul UberFish duties I took someone to the OC Fair. I always try to get them as close as I can, so today I just drobe fru the front gate and dropped them off at the skyway ride, and then I got a funnel cake wiff my tip.
It’s me, Baxter King ob Thursdays! I was inbited to the grocery store today. Someone left a newspaper leaflet on our door wiff lots ob enticing offers just for me…probably because it’s Thursday. Dis King fing has it’s perks.
Hello eberyone, it’s UberFish here, I hab been berry busy dribing you all around, I hab a backlog ob requests, but I will get to them as soon as I can. It’s kind ob fun going all ober the place, and meeting new people. Right now I took someone to get ice cream!
Mom asked me to dribe her to Walgreens today. She is inside picking up a few fings and I’m just waiting outside habbing an imaginary snack. Probably when she comes out I will hab a real snack. I am abailable in an Uber capacity where I will dribe you places for monies if you’re interested.
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