Hello, Chef Waffles here on Nashunal Ice Cream Cake Day. I’m going to make one. After you put the ingredients in the bowl you hab to make sure it’s lebel and make sure it doesn’t rise, because it’s cake, not bread. If it starts to rise, you hab to qwesthun your ingredients and start ober, but so far dis looks ok.
It’s been a hot summer so far, and you may hab seen the June Ratty Box Ice Cream Truck going around… today it came to our house so we got to hab some ice cream! I hab starberry flabor. They sell popsicles too, but I don’t recommend, they taste like a laba legde. Ew. Too crunchy. (Note: NOT a real popcisle – it IS a laba ledge, and a pretty cute one) You can use the Sprinkle treats to put on your ice cream, but I like to eat them straight out ob the bag. It also comes wiff a comfy bed to sleep off your ice cream coma – it’s berry soft. We thought about starting an ice cream bizness and dribing it around and selling ice cream, but we came to our senses and are eating it all ourselbes.
Fank you Ratty Box!
On our way home from the FBI, we had more bizness in Missouri, but we were so stressed out from working wiff the agents in the FBI and solbing their cases for dem, we just wanted to hab fun! We were going to see the Cardinals play some baseball, but it was raining when we got to St. Louis, and lots ob lightening, so we needed something indoors to do, so we went to City Musuem. Dis place is amazing!! They hab dinosaur bones, and pinball machines, and art, and a circus, and tunnels you can go fru and a 6 story slide and it’s all colorful and fun. We spent hours exploring all the fings, but we got hungry and had some toated rabiolis and frozen custard before we went home and now we are ready for a nap.
Fank you for the Missouri bizness Relena Hicks-Inmon!
Our trabels continue, and we are here in Quantico Birginia at FBI Headquarters to talk to dem about a career in spying and solbing crimes. We got a tour ob the building today, and we got to go under cober to shadow a few agents, and Fish went deep under cober. Baxter went to an actibe crime scene, and saw a little too much and had an anxiety attack and almost fainted. It was all a bit stressful and I fink we will persue other bentures, but fank you to Dr. Kebin for gibbing us the chance to bisit Birginia (the state…not our friend Birginia in Iowa).
Who wore it best??
It was so hot dis weekend, we needed to go by the water, so we did our trabel to Hawaii for our Internashunal Bizness licenses – we swam in ocean, well, we dipped our toes in because eben though my name is Fish, we don’t mess wiff sharks. But we found a magical little waterfall in the forest and we all were all swimming and taking turns jumping off the cliff to make a big splash! We met a turtle named Gerald who made us some shabed ice treats. I got starberry flabor.
Fank you Dr. Kebin – we liked Hawaii berry much!
King Bean said we could all try on his crown, as long as we were berry careful wiff it. I fink I look pretty good.
It’s been kind ob hot here so we went to the Seben-Eleben and got some cold beberages and went to the park today, but we didn’t stay long because after the ice started to melt, it got too hot, plus we went home to see Barry. He didn’t want to come because he was playing bideo games and was working on a high score.
Dis me dis morning on my way to the pamcake breakfast, eating an inbisible pamcake…
Hai eberybody –
Dis is me, the Fabulous Fish, your Grand Poobah ob the Secret Order ob Noctural Water Buffalo (chapter elebenty) and I am here to remind you ob the pamcake breakfast we hab ebery Sunday. If you are in our chapter, we hope to see you there! We will hab lots ob pamcakes, and we hab a long list of fings to discusss so be there on time, and someone please bring a pencil to make a list.
