Dis Reuben. I saw Fish’s camera sitting around today and I tried to take a selfie. It’s harder den it looks. I guess I’ll leabe the photography to Fish.
As I sit and fink about fings, it’s always nice to hab a selectshun ob pastries – it helps wiff the finkin’.
I was habbing a croissant dis morning and finking about rat stuff.
We are playing hide and seek today, and I don’t fink they will eber find me!! I blend right in. You probably can’t eben see me, but it’s me Waffles, I’m right in front ob you! 🤣🤣🤣
Well, you know what? If you neber try to make your dreams come true, they neber will, so I’m writing to ebery producer on (and off) Broadway to see if they want to inbest in my show “Baxter Wiff a B”. It’s berry good and I know it would be a hit! Hopefully one ob dem will gib me a theater.
We hab grass. We can’t talk now…
(Fanks Aunt Minae!)
We are going to make soup for eberyone! It sooths your soul. I hope you like tomato. You want some? You can hab grilled cheese toast sticks wiff it if you want, but it will take a few more minutes.
(fanks to our aunt Molly for helping us wiff dis pic)
Remember when we sent mom to get us some skeeti? Well, she got some, and I’m going to make it. You want to know how? First, bring a big pot ob salted water to a boil. You should probably hab someone halp you wiff the stove. Then when it’s boiling, put it in, but be careful not to burn your fiskers ober the steam (maybe you should hab someone halp you wiff dat part too). Wait a few minutes and it’s done. You can pinch the noodles to see if they are finished. Be careful on dat part too so you don’t get burned wiff the boiling water. Actually it’s probably best just to hab someone else make it for you.
