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We hab a berry exciting and earff shattering Internashunal Bizness announcement to tell you – it might disrupt the whole spacetime continum fing. You’re not going to belieb it! You know when sometimes you are forced to make a change, like wiff the calemdars, we had to change our bendor because they discontinued the calemdars as we knew them and made the price way too high, so we found somewhere else and it turns out to be a berry good fing, because now we hab so much more control ober eberyfing! Popcorm day, cookie day, rat day… all the days are back in and here is the best part. We hab made an executib decision…NO MORE MONDAYS!! We are taking them out! Milo has warned against dis, he is worried it might rip the space fabric, but we fink it will be fine. What’s the worst dat can happen?

So order your calemdars today – NOW WIFF NO MONDAYS and a free bookmark!

Hai, I’m back to talk about teebee!  We were watching Cobra Kai on Netflix, and it’s so good! Mom wasn’t finking when she put that on, because I hab learned how to improbe my ‘cha,cha,cha’ mobes to aboid the medicine. Wax on…wax off…CHA CHA CHA!!  But mom says she was watching too and she learned some counter mobes so I still get my medicine… I will keep practicing wiff my buddies at the doojoo.