Oh noes! I fink Bert eated all the pocket cheese…
dis Chip.
You hab some pocket cheese??
Yes. Duh.
Hai eberyone. Fanks for worrying about me! After a long surgery, it was touch and go – a little scary. My other arm fell off too, but fanks to my skilled surgeon, I will be ok. I just hab to keep dis bandage on for a bit until I heal completely. I may hab loss ob some mobility in my arm mobements, but we won’t know for sure until my check up. I am fankful to be alibe. dis Teddy.
Oh no! There habs been an accident! Call nine-elebenty!!