Oh noes!  I fink Bert eated all the pocket cheese…



dis Chip.



You hab some pocket cheese??


Yes. Duh.



Hai eberyone.  Fanks for worrying about me!  After a long surgery, it was touch and go – a little scary. My other arm fell off too, but fanks to my skilled surgeon, I will be ok.  I just hab to keep dis bandage on for a bit until I heal completely.  I may hab loss ob some mobility in my arm mobements, but we won’t know for sure until my check up. I am fankful to be alibe. dis Teddy.

Oh no! There habs been an accident! Call nine-elebenty!!