Do these glasses make me look smart??
(you can find this image on shirts, masks, tote bags pillows and more in the Store ob Cute Fings : Freadless editishun)
The Ratty Box sent us their Summer Ratty Box! But we had to wait until our records were sponged before we felt like we should represent them to the public, we didn’t want to put them in a bad light by habbing felons associated wiff their products. Now we hab our reputashuns back, we got to dig in! We lub the cozy cube and snuggle sack, and they always hab fun toys and tasty snacks in ebery box. Check them out at therattybox.com – if you sign up, they will send it directly to your magic box ebery monff!
Fank you The Ratty Box!
“Hey Chip, remember when we went pea fishin’ wiff dad, and I caught that giant pea?? ”
Chip: “I don’t want to hear dis again, why don’t you tell them?”
Nickels: “You guys… it was amazing! We had been fishin’ for a couple hours, catching regular peas and aboiding the under toad, when all ob a sudden, I saw it. I couldn’t beliebe my eyes, I’be neber seen a pea that big before! It was giant. Quietly I snuck up behind it, and took a second to collect my courage. “You can do dis Nickels, I said to myself…be brabe!” Then I pounced! It fought me as it swished and swashed back and forff, I was dragged underwater for a second, and it was scary, but I grabbed harder and finally I became bictorious and won the battle! The giant pea had been conquered. Then I eated it.”
You beliebe me, right?
Hai eberybody, dis Nickels. We hab good news! There was one judge guy that wanted to fro us back in the clink, the rest ob the court understood what happened and beliebed we didn’t know there were drugs in those packages, and we didn’t intend to distribute, and since we helped catch the guy who was distributing the drugs, they said they would forgibe us because we learned a baluable life lesson, and we could get our records sponged! So they let us go home and we sponged our records right away so we aren’t felons anymore. It’s feels good and our records are really clean now.
Today was our court date about the misunderstanding we had that led to out felonies. Due to Cobid, only one ob us could go in, so I drew the short straw. I fink it should hab been Bert. Oh well, let’s hear what the judges hab to say. Hopefully we don’t hab to go back to the slammer. dis Chip.
We are back from pea fishing! It was really fun, but Nickels keeps going on and on about this giant Pea he caught, and we are all tired of hearing about it.?. So I finally said “Enuff!” We were all there, it wasn’t dat big.
