It’s right behind me isn’t it? Dis countdown is scary!
Dr. Kebin was just asking about me because you habn’t seen many photos of me lately. I’m fine! I just am not a fan ob doing photos berry much, so I let the hams like Nickels and Chip take the limelight. Just know that I’m here and that I lub you. Dis Beez.
Ha ha haha ha! It’s me Bert, the Candy Corm Elf!
Halloween poems are coming fast
They are always built to last
You might wonder just what they are for…
the countdown now says, twenty-four!
Dis Chip. We are taking ober the countdown now…
Oh, we fink dis is just the funniest – we had a good belly laugh about it when we were making the calemdars. 
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From Ohio, we didnt need much trabel juice to get to Pennsylbania. We were hungry so we wanted to hunt some snacks. If you dont know, Pennsylbania is home ob the TastyKakes, so we googled it and put on our chef hats, but the first place we went turned out to be an abandoned factory. Chip found an old one in a box in the corner. He eated it, eben though we told him not to.
We finally found the current factory and spent the afternoon helping them make the kakes and they let us eat the mistakes. Fankfully we weren’t that good at it!
Fank you Kebin Stabinsky, you want us to send you some? They might get kind ob squished.
My mom is doing a little trabeling right now, so we thought maybe we should do a little trabeling right now too Dad said it was OK but we should only go to two places because he would miss us if we were gone too long. So we went to oHIo! we had planned on going several different places, but we went to the rock ‘n’ roll Hall of Fame and it was so much fun we stayed there all day and even participated in a concert that night! It turns out we have pretty good musical talents. At the end of the concert they invited us up on stage to play along and we killed it! The crowd was up on their feet begging for more. The legacy ob Marty and the Corms libs wiffin us! Long lib rock and roll!!!
Fank you Edna Ruscigno!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Maybe it’s not today, but it was within the last year and you should be celebrated, so happy birthday and hab some cake! We had a pretend party this weekend, cause it’s not our birthday either, but we needed some cake. The frosting was the best part.
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