Yo Ho Ho…only 10 days to go!
Elebenty!! Elebenty days until we can go collect candy from strangers!!
Dis is the clubhouse for the Candy Corm Elf. Dat’s me, Bert. It’s nice in here, but my hat doesn’t fit fru the doorway.
Twelbe more days!
My brothers are on their way home, but I got to go up to Camada to get my specshul bizness license from my secret-est admirer. I’m from Vancouber, so I can do Canada Internashunal Bizness now, so I’ll take care ob all ob Canada for now. I fink I can do it, it’s alot ob stapling and magic box stuff, but I can do it.
The lakes here are the prettiest eber! Fank you secret admirer! (if you would like a fank you note and photo, send us a message)
In order to fight the Monday blues, and all our calemdar orders hab been shipped, so we took the day off and went to Arizona to pick up our Internashunal Bizness licenses. It’s right next to where we lib. It was so pretty wiff all kinds of wonderful desert colors and nature stuff! Chip saw a roadrunner, well we all did, but he wanted to chase it, and we said we didn’t fink that was probably a berry good idea. Eben if you caught up to him, he would probably be near the coyote and best to stay out ob dat fued. Nobody wants an anbil dropped on their head or to fall down a neber ending black hole or anyfing like that.
Internashunal Bizness in Arizona habs been accomplished, fanks to Jodi Page in Apache Junction (makes me fink of the song, Apache Junction…what’s your function?!? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses) Oh wait, that was Conjunction Junction. Neber mind.
Oh, hai. It’s me Bert. Well we are still habbing supply chain problems wiff the candy corms. Last night I went to the Shake Shack by the beach, on my way to the port to check on the ships, there was a huge line ob ships lined up to dock at the port. My candy corm order is one ob them, I don’t know which one, but we are running out ob time! But I hab to be patient. Being patient is pretty hard sometimes. So until them, you’ll just hab to put regular corms in your shoes. Sorry.
The Halloweem Countdown seems a little silly, a lot ob counting wiff not a huge payoff, not eben eberybody celebrates Halloweem. Fewer people eben dress up. Is it all about the camdy? Yeah, probably…it’s the camdy.
Bert has stepped away to try and sort out the camdy corm delibery problem. I will be acting as your Candy Corm Elf today. How may I help you?
