Today we went to Draben’s Bideo Game Arcade wiff a roll ob quarters to blow off some steam, we had fun playing Centipede and Tempest and Bert got high score!

I should leabe the poems to Bert…

Welcome to Friday Finkin’.  Dis Nickels Noteworffy, and I am here to share wiff you some ob the stuff I fink about.  Today I’m finkin’ about green beams.  I don’t like them, and I was finkin’ about why.  I lub peas, and you would fink they were pretty much the same, they are both green and you hab to take off the outside before eating them, but when you get to the beam, it’s just disappointing and then you fink about how you wish you had peas instead.  It’s kind ob a crushing blow to your soul.  I mean, you work so hard to get in there, and when you finally make it, it’s disgusting.

I hope I neber hab to eat them again.  I fink all the farmers that grown them should stop immediately and replant their crops wiff cotton camdy.  I hear cotton camdy only grows good in the souff, but eberybody who libs where it’s warm enuff should try it, because cotton camdy is so tasty and reminds you ob fun times at the county fair and the circus, and eben though it makes your hands sticky, it’s worff it, because you don’t hab to hab a whole baff, just wash your hands, which is ok, and you should do anyway because ob germs and stuff.  Maybe I hab the genetic fing that makes beams taste like soap.  Although one time there was a soap that smelled like banilla and I tasted it, and it was pretty good.  Sometimes you can’t trust your smell buds.  That reminds me ob that one time….

Apparently I’m out ob time, hab a great weekend eberybody and I’ll talk to you later.

Ok eberybody, the kissing boofs are ready for action!  We are here at the Port ob Long Beach – we had some permit issues, so we ended up here, and regulashuns require we hab to wear these hard hats the whole time.  I fink it’s makes us look more manly and desirable.  Anyway, we hab three different stashuns around the shipping yard.  One for each ob us.  You only hab to be in line one time.  We hab our chapstick at the ready…  ok, GO!  Happy Balemtimes Day!!

When we had our birffday a few weeks ago, our sisters Roux and Toupee from @RatsHaveFeelingsToo came to bisit and we took a family photo together wiff them!  It was a specshul occashun and we couldn’t let it pass (I guess), eben though it meant more time taking photos! Ugh…. mom and auntie Minae lub to take photos ob us all the time, and they made us dress up fancy. Those bow ties were itchy!  But I fink this was worff it, we all look pretty fancy schmancy and dapper, and we did get to hab more cake afterwards. The cake was really really good, I can’t wait to hab another birffday next year!  We lub our sisters and Auntie Minae!  xo

Happy Balentimes Day to you eberybody!!  We lub each and ebery one ob you out there.  Dis Nickels, Bert and Beez

P.S.  Remember, kissing boof is coming soon, hopefully you are already in line, it’s getting pretty long.   

Guess who’s in a super bowl?? Oh hai, it’s me Bert!

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.  We got some tasty balemtimes from Jenny Breiner today – two each – it made us feel berry lubbed!  Fank you Jenny!  You can hab a free pass for the Balemtimes Kissing boof.  Just tell ’em Bert sent ya. xo