Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

MNN Breaking News

**WE INTURRUPT YOUR DAILY STREAM WIFF DIS SPECSHUL REPORT**

Hai, dis is Beesley Breeze wiff a specshul report. I hab to be honest wiff you. I know many hab suspected it from the berry start. It’s true. I’m not really a rat, I’m a miniature polar bear from outer space. I was placed wiff my brothers early so I would blend in and grow up wiff them, undetected. Don’t worry, I’m not here to spy on you or do anyfing bad. Just a mini polar bear from outer space. There are lots ob us out there. If you fink about it, you really knew it all along, didn’t you?

Ok, back to you in the studio.

March 24, 2022/7 Comments

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

Beez

March 23, 2022/3 Comments

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

I gotta pee…

While strolling fru the park I came across the President Fibbs Memorial outhouse, and nature called…

“‘Scuse me, can I hab some pribacy here?”

March 19, 2022/1 Comment

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

St. Pat Poem by Bert

Oh hai, it’s me Bert. I wrote a poem for you.

On St. Patrick’s day, you hab to drink somefing green

So I had a Sprite it was the first green I’be seen

It made me feel tipsy and a little light

I hope a Leprechaun won’t make me fight.

All ob these bubbles make me feel funny

I wonder if they make my jokes more punny

Hab a drink wiff friends, whether it’s water or wine

Just being together will be a good time.

Dribe home safely if you only hab bubbles,

if you hab the hard stuff your fines will be double!

So don’t drink and dribe is the way to be safe

Eat cormed beef, bangers and mash or tripe, but that’s kinda yucky.

– Bert

March 17, 2022/3 Comments

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Hi, it’s me, Nickels O’Pickle Pants, and it’s St. Patricks Day, and I was finking, what can I do help people today? And I I fink most people want more kissing in their life, so I set up my table out in the streets, and if you see me out here today, I’ll be gibbing out free kisses. If you hab some cormed beef or bangers and mash please brush your teeth first, the kisses may be free, but please be courteous. I’be been here awhile and it’s weird how many don’t want free rat kisses, but I know lots ob people do, and if you’re Irish, you can hab two!

By the way, you know what? My dad accidentially threw our table away, he lubs to do garbage and sometimes gets a little ober enthusiastic about it and didn’t see that mom had knocked the table into the bin. I mean it happens, but we really paniced when we counldn’t find it. It’s the one where we had our unicorm conbenshuns, our MNN desk and all sorts ob historical ebents, but guess what? Jessica Wright ob Adorkable Pets made a brand new, and guess what else?? Dis one doesn’t fall apart! Because sometimes when we took the old table out on locashun like dis, it would totally fall apart, but this one…nope. Steady as a rock. FANK you Jessica for saving us from a bad trabesty. We lub our new table and will make much history wiff it.

March 17, 2022/5 Comments

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Show you care

March 15, 2022/2 Comments

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

Our message to Vlad

Internashunal Bizness for good. We are sad and frustrated (and mad, too!) to watch what is happening in Ukraine. We want to do somefing to help where we can, so we collabratated wiff Dru (The Illustrated Rat) to make this design in support ob the Ukranian people, and ALL the profits from all items wiff dis design (shirts, mugs, etc) will be donated to the World Central Kitchen, who is busy feeding all the people at the borders that are trying to surbibe fleeing their country. OR you can make a direct donashun to them wiff the button on our Facebook post.

Fanks for helping! (forgib us for being a little salty, but we kinda fink the situashun deserbes it) SHOP HERE

March 15, 2022/3 Comments

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

Maine Bizness

Oh hai, it’s me Bert.

Since we were in the east bisiting the M states, we went to Maine next to learn about lobsters. When we got there we asked where we can find lobsters and someone said “if you go by the ocean they practically jump out at ya”. So we went to the ocean, and we looked for them, and we called and called and eben made a lobster song, but none ob them jumped out ob the ocean and we didn’t find any walking around on land. We just wanted to talk to them, we weren’t going to eat them or anyfing. So we just looked at the lighthouses instead, when you go up on top you can see for really far away, but we still couldn’t see any lobsters.

Fank you Carole Merando Littlefield for inbiting us to Maine! We will come back again when it’s closer to lobster season.

Are you interested in Internashunal Bizness?? We still hab a bunch ob states we aren’t licensed in yet, if you want to help us, check out the list, and if you send us licenses for your state, you will receibe hard copy photos and a fank you note from us for your Internashunal Bizness assistance!

Dis me, calling the lobsters who neber came.

March 11, 2022/1 Comment

Bert, Beesley, Nickels & Chip

MA Bizness

Guess what? We went trabeling to Massaschusettes!! We went to the historical Toll House Inn where cookies started in 1936. Before this, there were no cookies in the world…eber. There weren’t that many people either, I’m not sure what was going on back then in the olden days. It was a berry sad, dark time, then some lady named Ruff Wakefield started making cookies and fings started to get better, and they made cars and aeroplanes, all so they could get hab transportation for the Internashunal cookie bizness! Those inbenshuns helped wiff other fings too, like hospitals and building cities, and machine fabricators and typewriters. And she made up the idea ob a Chip shape, so if it wasn’t for Ruff, yogies wouldn’t eben exist and I can’t eben imagine dat. So the next time you talk on a phone, or do chemistry or anyfing besides sit there and read a book, you can fank cookies for starting it all!

And we fank Laurel Sulliban for sending us the license to make cookies and learn all dis history! Ob course Chip came down from Heaben to make cookies wiff us, because a cookie wouldn’t be a cookie wiffout Chip!