**knock knock knock**
**knock knock knock**
HELLO!?!?
HELLO!?!?
Is anyone there?? It’s me Anwar, I’m stuck in the janitors closet… can somebody HELP!?!? HELLOOOOOOOO!!
Is anyone out there??
April 9, 2022
Locashun: Super Secret Hotel (except for Anwar, who apparently habs a pretty loud mouth and we will speak wiff him later about how to keep trap shut about fings dat are ob no concern to him)
Due to the super secretib nature ob dis Conbenshun, the offishul photographer was only allowed in the room for 5 minutes – dis is the official portrait ob dis years attendees.
The morning sesshuns had just begun, and Bert was elected to hold the posishun ob Grand-Poo-BahCorm. When asked for a statement, he blushed and said he had no comment. All attendees wish it to be widely known they wish eberybody a Happy Unicorm Day!
The meetings will continue fruout the day and ebening.
(Wish you were there?
You can remember dis day foreber wiff your berry own LIMITED EDITION UNICORM CONBENSHUN MAGNET Act now, they won’t last long!)
Hello. My name is Anwar, and I work in the hotel.
There has been a lot of super secret stuff going on I found this note discarded just outside a trash can on the walkway by the pool. I don’t know if this is important, or I should turn it in to the authorities. They have been poking around wanting to know what is going here this weekend. I’ve seen lots of tiny footprints and glitter, which is unusual, but I’m not sure it’s something they need to know, seems pretty harmless to me. What do you think?
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. After the heat wabe we hab been habbing, and a long trabel time, we hab arribed at the hotel for our super secret conbenshun tomorrow. I need a long nap to be ready for the big day. Don’t look at my suitcase, I fink a little bit might be poking out and I don’t want to gibe anyfing away.
We’ll see you there if you hab the super secret password.
It’s been almost 100 degrees the last two days, which is way to hot for April if you ask me, and you didn’t, but if you did, I fink almost eberyone would agree. April should be more temperate and maybe hab a rain shower or two, but this heat wabe nonsense is not fun, and nobody should hab to deal wiff this nonsense. Mom woke up up during out nap to gib us a little taste ob ice cream to cool us down, so that was nice.
P.S. It’s important for Beez, because polar bears are used to being in cooler climates.
What should we make for dinner today?
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. We bisited Oregon dis weekend to do bizness, and we had so many plans to do fings, like see Multnomah Falls, explore the coastal towns (we did see the Goonies house in Astoria), but then once we heard about BooDoo donuts in Portland we went straight there! They showed us eberyfing and we got to make some donuts. We stayed all day and tasted so many ob the different kinds ob donuts, then mom called and said we should come home before our tummies hurt. We took a bote, and I was willing to risk it a bit longer, but Beez wanted to go home because he wasn’t sure how people would react to him being a polar bear from space, but I told him Portland is probably a pretty accepting city, but we missed mom, so we went home. Also because after it got dark some ob the donuts started to look a little scary.
Fank you to Dan and Shannon Neuwirff for the OR bizness, we will drop some donuts off at your house on our way home!
