You know how right now Internashunal Bizness is suffering some supply chain issues? Well, our magnet manufacturer was delayed in getting magnets, so we had to wait for our last batch, but they are here now, so if you hab been waiting for one, it will go in the magic box tomorrow. I was finking about where the magnets were and why they took so long. They were probably stuck on ship in the Mediterranean sea, held captib by pirates who wanted trade them for rum, but the people wiff the rum didn’t want magnets because they didn’t hab anyfing to stick them to, so the pirates gab up and sent them on ahead. That kind ob stuff happens alot in bizness, but you don’t hear about it much.
Today I was doing some bizness and was using some Scotch tape and did eber notice how many kinds ob tape there are? Masking tape, packing tape, duck tape…I don’t know why ducks need their own kind ob tape, I guess because it’s water proof since most of the papers they hab to tape together are in the water. I don’t know too many ducks who are in bizness, but there must be more than I know about if they hab their own tape source. Meanwhile I hab dis Scotch tape and I got to finkin’, why don’t we hab tape closer. It seems like importing it all the way from Scotland is kind ob a long way to go to get some tape, but sometimes it’s good to hab an adbenture and I guess you might as well hab one while getting your office supplies.