Bizness Complaint

Dear Dexters Creature Comforts –

We recently accquired seberal of your cuddle cups wiff space and science fabrics. As adbertised, they are indeed broccoli free, and berry well made.  The construction lebel is top notch, the comfort lebel is high, howeber I do hab one complaint.  These are adbertised as habbing plenty ob room for two, but I do not find dat to be the ways fings are.  While there is technically room for two to fit comfortably, I seem to be habbing problems wiff dat functshun.  Please adbise.

Yours truly – Dis Milo