We were a little upset dat Waffles went for the free slurpee at Seben-Elebenty yesterday wiffout the rest ob us, so we went today. It wasn’t free, but it was only .99, so dat was ok. I got blue.

They wouldn’t gib us a Slurpee, the clerk said we weren’t tall enuff to pass the risk ob bwrain freeze, which is ridiculous, I’be neber heard ob such a rule. I might hab to write a tier one letter to Seben-Elebenty corporate and gib them a stern what for.

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  1. Kevin Stabinsky
    Kevin Stabinsky says:

    Seben Eleben doesn’t like rats for some reason. Bert and Ernie boff wanted to be sponsors but they would not let them!

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