Ted Baxter Reporting…
Good afternoon. Dis Ted Baxter reporting from soggy Souffern Califorbia. We hab an atmospheric riber stalled ober the area dat has dumped trillons ob gallons ob water on us, causing some real problems wiff flooding and mudslides across the region. Here at MMH we hab secured our snacks in a dry locashun and hab an alternatib power source ready in case power goes out. It’s cold and wet outside so if you hab to go out be sure to wear your rain hat and coat to keep dry. Don’t dribe fru standing water because you can get stuck. You might fink you won’t, but you probably will and then you’re in big trouble and someone habs to come rescue you and they hab enuff stuff to do already.
Hab a bucket and mop handy for any leaks and otherwise stay safe and dry and enjoy being inside wiff the rain. It’s going to last a few days, so buckle in and stay safe.
We know what the weather is eberywhere because we hab access to the SCMODS computer system, but if you want to gib your weather reporting name and say what it’s like where you are, you can be an MNN field reporter.
So lets go to our new reporters out in the field…
It’s been sunny and unusually warm here in southern Indiana but keep those warm coats, mittens, scarves and maybe even snow boots close at hand cause there are temps in the 20’s coming down the pike next week!
You guys need Weggie, Bwizzy, Bubbles, and Gilda to save you. In my current let’s play on Youtube, their world is being flooded by an evil monster and they are fighting hard to stop it and make the world safe and dry again!
You are much cuter, and a better newscaster than the other Ted Baxter!