A Clarification
Hello! Dis Dr. Whooot. It has been brought to my attenshion dat sum people were concerned dat Reuben had crossed de rainbow bridge. Rest assured dat he is bery much alibe! Reuben and Dougie hab been transported here frou a space time portal in our dryer. I belieb Dougie’s secret night time practicing wiff de magic wand abter our trip to Sedona in October allowed dis to occur, because based on my calculashions, de twisty tunnel began forming at about dat time. So not to worry about our young friend Reuben. Oder dan getting into mischief wiff Dougie, all is well and he will be able to travel back to Marty Mouse House wiff de next twist in de space time continuum.
(Beowulf, one ob de Cowsins, leaned over to whisper in his cousin Beodolf’s ear, “Professor Whooot shure uses a lot ob words. What did he just say?” And Beodolf replied, “I fink he said Reuben and Dougie are getting into mischief!” and de two cows ran off to see what fun was to be had…)
(post by A Mouse Named Peter)
So glad Reuben is okay. I hope his ear heals well and no one else takes a bite out of our sweet little boy.