Iowa Cactus WIN!!
Iowa had their cactus tonight, and we were all watching the results roll in wiff anticipation. WE WIN!! Fibbs was the clear winner ob the donutratic party. We hab to fank Christina Hamcock ob Iowa for helping us wiff dis campaign and getting out tonight to cactus for us. Dis elecshun fing is going pretty good so far.
Fibbs and team are awesome ????????????????????????
You just look so presidential Fibbs!
Boy, you guys are so focused! Milo looks like he’s focused on another thing, though. ??
CongRATulations on winning the Iowa cactus, Fibbs! We is behind u 150%. U can count on our votes, because we is all DonutcRATs.
–Peter, James, John, George, Andrew, David, and Chico
P.S.–Dont tell our Daddy we used his tablet. He might catch on dat we bin downloading pics of pretty does from the Playrat Web site!