BONUS for Calemdars buyers!
You know what?! Since 2023 is the tenff annibersary year so you will get a free Marty bookmark wiff any calemdar order! (In my best Oprah boice…) YOU get a bookmark…YOU get a bookmark!!
And it’s a bookmark and not a car because we don’t hab the Oprah monies.
It won’t look exactly like dis, but kind ob like dis. It might say somefing like “dis my bookmark”. Maybe it will eben be two-sided wiff me on boff sides!
Don’t feel bad about the car. Most people don’t have the Oprah monies either. She’s got a whole bunch of those monies!
What a happy smiling intellectual you are! <3
Yay! Who needs a car when dey hab a MMH bookmark? You can’t read and dribe at the same time! 😀 (dis Bentley xo)
Yeah. A bookmark. Wimbley would be proud!