Oh hai, it’s me Bert. I hab a problem here. I put an order for candy corms, but I got starberry yogies. Normally dis woudln’t be a problem, but yogies squish too easily in your shoes, plus it’s not the right color. What am I supposed to do about dis? I’m the Candy Corm elf, not the Yogie elf.
Eat dem and share wiff your Brudders.