AC Beanery Commercial

Oh hai!  Dis Augie.  Welcome to Augie’s Cosmopolitan Beanery!  We hab great beams ob all kinds here.  I’m enjoying a nice cup ob cocoa beams right now.  Do you need some beams for a stocker stuffer??  Mobe ober pet rocks, we got lub beams and magic beams for all your gift gibbing needs.  Ebery bag ob beams comes wiff beams, a logo button and a poem about how to use them.  All beams are approbed by me, the Candy Came Elf!  Order yours today!

“Is the commerical ober?  Yep?  Ok, see you later…I gotta pack more beams.”  

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