The Original Sock Theory by Dr. Marty

SOCK THEORY (org. 2014)

Deer Marty, I have so much anxiety sometimes that I don’t want to leave the house. What can I do? – Traci in CO

Deer Traci – I hab been finking about dis one for awhile now and I fink I hab da answer. You need to get a giant sock that you go out in, first ob all, it feels like a giant hug. You can get all kinds ob colors. Den wheneber you feel anxious, just turtle-turtle in the sock and don’t come out until you feels better. Den just keep on going. xoxo – Marty

P.S. And a cheesy cracker neber hurts.
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Sock theory is still in practiced today by millions – like Bean.

 

4 replies
  1. Kevin Stabinsky
    Kevin Stabinsky says:

    This is pretty much the theory behind the thunder shirts for dogs. I think Marty should get royalties.

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