Announcement from the COCC
Hai, it’s me, Barry, the COCC ob MMHIB Enterprises Inc. If you don’t know, COCC is Chief Officer ob Counting Calemdars, and I was going ober the numbers and we only hab ONE wall calemdar left (a Fish one) and TWO desk calemdars. Dat’s it. Red alert. If you habn’t got yours yet – dis is your last chance! Probably whoeber needs to see dis, won’t see it, and you all hab your calendars ready to actibate, but we hab to send out the beacon just in case. It’s the respsonsible fing to do.
Henlo i fink i hab purchased a calemdar , fank you for reminding me
So cute! You are great bizness rats to sell out like that!