First Meeting
I hab been waiting here for a couple hours now, it was our first meeting ob the Secret Order of the Nocturnal Water Buffalo Chapter Elebenty tonight, but no one is here. It was blood oaff night and kicking off our big list ob objectibs and ebents. Howeber, now dat I fink about it, it occurs to me I may hab forgotten to send out the inbitatshuns. :/ I fink I need an assistant.
I would have been there if inbitashuns had been sent out.
May I be your assistant? I have treats!
Maybe dey were scared ob da blood oaff thing. Maybe Do oaffs ob office instead.