IN Bizness
Today we are in Indiana, and it started out ok. We had lunch at a cute place on Main street and bisited the unibersity looking for some Hoosiers, but all ob a sudden there was mayhem breaking loose! There are dinosaurs eberywhere and chaos is ensuing – mass hysteria!!
We don’t want to mess wiff no dinasaurs, so we are going to Oregon next where hopefully there are less giant reptiles.
Also we want to aboid the Pukwudgies ob Indiana – we hear one of the most popular places to see them is at the Mound State Park in Anderson. The Pukwudgies come from the legends of the Lenape people who lived in Indiana long before white settlers.* The Pukwudgies are said to be 2 to 3 feet tall goblin-like creatures that lurk in forests. They transform into animals and use their mischievous ways for their own good. And that means it’s not for our good, so best to not seek them out.
Fanks to Oakley Jennings for these Indiana licenses, but I’m glad you are meeting us in Oregon instead, I fink it might be a little safer.
I live in that town where the big university is, those are the Sample Gates at the edge of campus. You should have stayed there since there aren’t any dinosaurs there at all. You must have seen them in Indy, but they aren’t real, but are VERY Big and SCAREY looking (lots of really big teeth!)! I didn’t know about those Pukwudgies! I’m going to stay away from that Mound State Park just to be on the safe side. You all should be okay since you’re off to Oregon——-it’s a good long way from Indiana.
Do you fink da Pukwudgies were responsible for da dinosaur rampage? Dat is definitely mischief!