Forff Picnic on the Third
We habn’t had history class in school yet, but I fink tomorrow America habs a birffday. Dat means fireworks and ice cream, and presents, and birffday cake! Someone said you hab to get their early to get the cake – most ob the time when you come to the party the cake is already gone and all you get is fireworks, so today we are in the park waiting for the cake, and doing a picnic while we wait. You are all welcome to join us if you want to, but not too many – or they might run out ob cake again. Maybe if you come you could bring extra cake. I hab President Fibbs hat out on loan from the Presidentshul library, we hab to get it back by midnight tomorrow, but if you come, you can see it – it smells like donuts.
Yay! We’re on our way (wiff donuts and cake and all kinds ob yummy fings)
Fibbs did outspend all his competishun in donuts when he was campaigning.