Rodent Reader Quarterly
We were going fru our mail from the magic box when we got back from Rat Camp, and our issue ob Rodent Reader Quarterly is here! Look who is the centerfold, and there is a specshul poem from Bert. Hmmmm…I don’t see any articles about a polar bear from space. Maybe too controbershul a topic to tackle in this sensitib times. I’m going to read the rest ob it now and then go to my BFW meeting. I don’t want to be late because there will be pamcakes! But if you want to check it out and hang dis centerfold on your wall like you did wiff the Tiger Beat when you were in high school and read Berts poem, check out The Rodent Reader Quarterly to get your digital or print version!
Fanks Mil! It’s always exciting to see ourselbes in a fancy magazine!! (dis NPP, Beez said the first part, but not dis part because he’s not in there).
Hai boys! You are so famous 😍 Totally deserbed xo (dis Bentley)
Thank you for this happy news. You guys are awesome and deserve to be celebrities. 🙂
I keep trying to resubscribe, but I can’t. Must try even harder now!