Hotel Security Breach
Hello. My name is Anwar, and I work in the hotel.
There has been a lot of super secret stuff going on I found this note discarded just outside a trash can on the walkway by the pool. I don’t know if this is important, or I should turn it in to the authorities. They have been poking around wanting to know what is going here this weekend. I’ve seen lots of tiny footprints and glitter, which is unusual, but I’m not sure it’s something they need to know, seems pretty harmless to me. What do you think?
Uh oh.. oh no don’t forget what?? Anwar, what’s on da udder side ob da paper?
This is obviously a red herring. A secret unicorm conbenshun could neber be happening at your hotel. Dis is probably just a sneaky way to distract you from where da real conbenshun is. Don’t fall for it and leave your hotel (and take all your coworkers wiff you) and go search udder nearby hotels.
Seems to me der is more ob a eating/party fing den a combenshun. 😉 hehehe