St. Pat Poem by Bert
Oh hai, it’s me Bert. I wrote a poem for you.
On St. Patrick’s day, you hab to drink somefing green
So I had a Sprite it was the first green I’be seen
It made me feel tipsy and a little light
I hope a Leprechaun won’t make me fight.
All ob these bubbles make me feel funny
I wonder if they make my jokes more punny
Hab a drink wiff friends, whether it’s water or wine
Just being together will be a good time.
Dribe home safely if you only hab bubbles,
if you hab the hard stuff your fines will be double!
So don’t drink and dribe is the way to be safe
Eat cormed beef, bangers and mash or tripe, but that’s kinda yucky.
– Bert
Dear Bert You are so rumply adorable! Stay safe tonight! <3
Beautiful work! And lovely outfit, too!
Pops is bery enbious ob your poetry skills. How do you compose such master pieces?