Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Hi, it’s me, Nickels O’Pickle Pants, and it’s St. Patricks Day, and I was finking, what can I do help people today? And I I fink most people want more kissing in their life, so I set up my table out in the streets, and if you see me out here today, I’ll be gibbing out free kisses. If you hab some cormed beef or bangers and mash please brush your teeth first, the kisses may be free, but please be courteous. I’be been here awhile and it’s weird how many don’t want free rat kisses, but I know lots ob people do, and if you’re Irish, you can hab two!
By the way, you know what? My dad accidentially threw our table away, he lubs to do garbage and sometimes gets a little ober enthusiastic about it and didn’t see that mom had knocked the table into the bin. I mean it happens, but we really paniced when we counldn’t find it. It’s the one where we had our unicorm conbenshuns, our MNN desk and all sorts ob historical ebents, but guess what? Jessica Wright ob Adorkable Pets made a brand new, and guess what else?? Dis one doesn’t fall apart! Because sometimes when we took the old table out on locashun like dis, it would totally fall apart, but this one…nope. Steady as a rock. FANK you Jessica for saving us from a bad trabesty. We lub our new table and will make much history wiff it.
I’m not Irish but can I hab two kisses Mr. Pickle Pants?
I sure am glad you got a new table that doesn’t fall apart! That could have been dangerous!
☘???? Down the O’hatch
Thank you for providing such an important public service! I’m sure that having one (or two!) of your kisses made people feel very lucky. Congratulations on the new table. May it serve you well.
Love you guys.