Central Perk
Oh hai, it’s me Bert again. Dis is the coffee place I found in New York, it’s called Central Perk. It’s near Central Park, but it’s coffee, so they called it Central Perk, for coffee…get it? These New Yorkers are pretty cleber. I got a healffy snack here and just hung out for awhile. They hab an open mic session, and they let me do some ob my poetry, and a met a girl who sings about a stinky cat, she has a nice boice, but I feel bad for the cat. He probably just needs a baff, and they aren’t fun, but they aren’t that bad.
I need to bring my brothers here, I fink they would like it.
lub it!
I’m glad your head is warm Bert. Don’t drink da coffee when it is steaming hot though or you’ll burn your mouth!