King Nickels
When we were hyping wiff King Bean yesterday, I asked him if I could try on his crown. He said ok, but just for a few minutes. I took a few minutes from Internashunal Bizness today and gabe it a try. I fink I look spectacular! But to be honest, it’s a little heaby, so I’m glad I don’t hab to wear it all the time. My neck muscles aren’t used to it. You hab to train for these fings. Like in the Olympics and stuff. I don’t fink they hab a crown wearing competition, but they hab break dancing, so maybe they do. But I don’t want a medal anyway, I hear those are pretty heaby too.
You would be a great king. You eben look like King Bean.
Oh, King Bean coronated you, my new King Nickels! I love you, too.
But you could sell da medal and buy lots and lots ob yogies.
Dat crown does look heaby Nickels; be careful not to hurt yourself. xoxo