Waiting for the President
Hai! I am S. Marty Feltmen (not related to Marty Feltman, I can see how dat would be confusing) and I am waiting to meet wiff the President. I hab brought an ear ob corm as tribute. I will just hab a seat here at dis table and wait for him to arribe.
(Marty S. Feltman by Sams Softies)
I sure hope you’re not waiting too long, after the trabels you’ve had. You were very good, not eating the corm.
Don’t wowwy about your meeting, S. Marty Feltman. Fibbs is a bery understanding President and will be bery kind wiff you.
You are so cute S. Marty Feltmen <3