Connecticut Bizness

Hey guys. We’re George and Shy Guy. You’ve never met us but you were friends with our brother Feodore. He gave you bizness licenses for Texas and Birginia and was also the first graduate of the Marty School of Bizness Correspondence Course. He was a smart boy who left our house and mommy proud. And while he left us for Heaben to be wiff Marty, before he did, he left a big mark on all of us and a roadmap to follow.

That roadmap is to be awesome at Internashunal Bizness! Plus, if we get bizness degrees, it would probably help all our other buddies back at the rescue. Like Feodore, we were both adopted from the Saint Nicholas Mouse Rescue. Can you imagine how much it would help adoptions for them if we also got bizness degrees from Marty’s School of Bizness? To have three rats from the same rescue get degrees from the premier school of bizness would definitely allow the nice folks there to advertise themselves as the rescue wiff da smartest rats eber!

So we are following the checklist to be good internashunal bizness rats. We tried to master the stapler, but it makes a loud noise when you push it, and dat kind of scared Shy Guy. So we moved on to other fings (we’ll keep practicing on da stapler). Mailing fings seemed more fun, as eberyone at da Post Office finks it is cute to see little ratties doing bizness. So here is our attempt at mailing fings: bizness licenses from Connecticut.

Why Connecticut? Well, we heard through the grape vine our Mommy once lived there shortly. And since you always give a little tour of whatever state you bisit, we figured it would be neat to hear a little about somewhere Mommy once libed.

Can’t wait to hear of your Connecticut adbentures. Take care and all the best.

Your new pals,

George  & Shy Guy

Fanks to George and Shy Guy, we hab indeed taken a trip to Connecticut to bisit and check out the bizness opportunities.  Milo bisited the Yale campus to look for the first telephone book eber issued – because contained only fifty names and he thought dat was amazing – we have more first cousins!  The New Haben District Telephone Company published it in February 1878.  Dat was waaaaay back in yesteryear.  Plus he neber passes up a chance to do his Stebe Martin impresshun…. “The new phone books are here!!  The new phone books are here!!”  You wouldn’t fink so, but he’s acktually pretty good at it.

I did a little campaigning in Hartford, howeber you may not, under any circumstances, cross the street walking on your hands.  Well, dat is pretty hard for me not to do, so I had to take the backroads around town and I found a yogie in the road!  So I eated it.

Wimbley was happy to do some bizness paperwork from home, but hopes to wear his trabel clothes and go wiff us again soon.

Fank you boys (and Lisa & Kebin)!!  Keep on practing wiff your stapler and you will be certified at bizness in no time.

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